Hantantikrulsand is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow toad.

Hantantikrulsand created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hantantikrulsand, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hantantikrulsand, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hantantikrulsand's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hantantikrulsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Hantantikrulsand on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Hantantikrulsand in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing blue ear rings and balancing six iron spheres on your head.