Hadlignak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonourable cobra.

Hadlignak created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadlignak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hadlignak, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hadlignak's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hadlignak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Retreat if nine dolphins approach from the north.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about cell theory.