Sanbograt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, generous elephant.

Sanbograt created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sanbograt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sanbograt, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sanbograt's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sanbograt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.