Gomdobablatbus is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ruthless newt.

Gomdobablatbus created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomdobablatbus, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gomdobablatbus, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gomdobablatbus' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gomdobablatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Erect three nickel sculptures of Gomdobablatbus on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.