Dobnartal is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless squirrel.

Dobnartal created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dobnartal, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobnartal, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dobnartal's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dobnartal's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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