Matcapdin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful parrot.

Matcapdin created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matcapdin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Matcapdin, she will remove you from existence.

Matcapdin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Matcapdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Matcapdin.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.