Stigbutril is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, self-confident
newt.
Stigbutril created the world three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stigbutril, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Stigbutril, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Stigbutril's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Stigbutril's Holy Commandments1. Always treat sheep with great respect.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stigbutril.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.