Pangkarhimgom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak duck.

Pangkarhimgom created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Pangkarhimgom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pangkarhimgom, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pangkarhimgom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pangkarhimgom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Never talk about moons.