Manabfum is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, able
parrot.
Manabfum created bats two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Manabfum, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Manabfum, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Manabfum's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Manabfum's Holy Commandments1. Never think about planets.
2. Never hurt great tits.
3. Never look at nebulae.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never wear boots.