Manabfum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, able parrot.

Manabfum created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manabfum, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Manabfum, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Manabfum's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Manabfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear boots.
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