Cabloopveen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm goat.

Cabloopveen created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabloopveen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabloopveen, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cabloopveen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cabloopveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not take Cabloopveen's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never feed oranges to geese while wearing skirts.

5. Do not listen to music.