Hunbidtafcindusswegbedcib is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish walrus.

Hunbidtafcindusswegbedcib created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunbidtafcindusswegbedcib, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hunbidtafcindusswegbedcib, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hunbidtafcindusswegbedcib's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hunbidtafcindusswegbedcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not take Hunbidtafcindusswegbedcib's name in vain.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Hunbidtafcindusswegbedcib's priests.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hunbidtafcindusswegbedcib.