Fasbumstafpit Dutstikpod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered lizard.

Fasbumstafpit Dutstikpod created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbumstafpit Dutstikpod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fasbumstafpit Dutstikpod, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fasbumstafpit Dutstikpod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fasbumstafpit Dutstikpod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed nuts to hamsters while wearing ear rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never sing in holy places.