Bastcetwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fast wasp.

Bastcetwad created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastcetwad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bastcetwad, he will make you grow a tail.

Bastcetwad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bastcetwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never wear fawn corsets.

3. You must pray to Bastcetwad nine times a day.

4. Never think about gravity near snakes while wearing cyan stockings and balancing five gold spheres on your chest.

5. Do not hurt sharks.