Larpbassgepdapcatmutgepfom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless dragonfly.

Larpbassgepdapcatmutgepfom created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Larpbassgepdapcatmutgepfom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larpbassgepdapcatmutgepfom, she will ignore you.

Larpbassgepdapcatmutgepfom's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Larpbassgepdapcatmutgepfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Hide if nine pigs approach from the north.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larpbassgepdapcatmutgepfom.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.