Zendadwat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient shark.

Zendadwat created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zendadwat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zendadwat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zendadwat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zendadwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not take Zendadwat's name in vain.
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