Zendadwat is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient
shark.
Zendadwat created dark matter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zendadwat, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Zendadwat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Zendadwat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Zendadwat's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill cats.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not take Zendadwat's name in vain.