Fadsasarf is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, calm beaver.

Fadsasarf created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadsasarf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadsasarf, she will turn you into a rat.

Fadsasarf's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fadsasarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.