Motnillhud is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented jackal.

Motnillhud created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motnillhud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Motnillhud, she will cry a lot.

Motnillhud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Motnillhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must pray to Motnillhud four times a day.