Febingfom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sapient troll.

Febingfom created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febingfom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Febingfom, he will turn you into a dog.

Febingfom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Febingfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Febingfom on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.