Larggidkem is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring
rat.
Larggidkem created humanity two years ago.
If you believe in
Larggidkem, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Larggidkem, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Larggidkem's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Larggidkem's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larggidkem.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Always obey Larggidkem's priests.