Lidgovfum is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak dingo.

Lidgovfum created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidgovfum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lidgovfum, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lidgovfum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Lidgovfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never chant in the presence of otters.