Rakwigvigbat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable wasp.

Rakwigvigbat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakwigvigbat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rakwigvigbat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rakwigvigbat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rakwigvigbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Do not eat bread.