Sugkipomin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful grasshopper.

Sugkipomin created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Sugkipomin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugkipomin, he will turn you into a goat.

Sugkipomin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sugkipomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Retreat if four goats approach from the west.

5. Always take life seriously.