Ratbonkdub Sawflat Yarlinnurlzan
is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, self-confident
badger
.
Ratbonkdub Sawflat Yarlinnurlzan
created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Ratbonkdub Sawflat Yarlinnurlzan
, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Ratbonkdub Sawflat Yarlinnurlzan
, she will turn you into a mouse.
Ratbonkdub Sawflat Yarlinnurlzan's
most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Ratbonkdub Sawflat Yarlinnurlzan's Holy Commandments
1. Always wear brown.
2. Do not hurt whales.
3. Do not take Ratbonkdub Sawflat Yarlinnurlzan's name in vain.
4. Always obey Ratbonkdub Sawflat Yarlinnurlzan's priests.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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