Kenjamboss is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, passionate toad.

Kenjamboss created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenjamboss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kenjamboss, she will refuse to believe in you.

Kenjamboss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kenjamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of beans to shrews while wearing yellow shoes.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near turtles while wearing blue stockings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kenjamboss.

5. Learn five new languages a year.
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