Kabdossbop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage skunk.

Kabdossbop created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabdossbop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kabdossbop, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kabdossbop's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kabdossbop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not sprint in public.