Farnrulgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud rat.

Farnrulgeb created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnrulgeb, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Farnrulgeb, he will strike you with lightening.

Farnrulgeb's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Farnrulgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnrulgeb.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Respect your elders.