Hunbusont is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, calm dugong.

Hunbusont created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hunbusont, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hunbusont, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hunbusont's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hunbusont's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Never pour water over plants.