Vedpigdin Dudarfved is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witty rhinoceros.

Vedpigdin Dudarfved created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedpigdin Dudarfved, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vedpigdin Dudarfved, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vedpigdin Dudarfved's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vedpigdin Dudarfved's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must pray to Vedpigdin Dudarfved five times a day.

5. Never look in ponds.