Rullponhanfotstancud Gonkenflag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, blissful gorilla.

Rullponhanfotstancud Gonkenflag created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullponhanfotstancud Gonkenflag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rullponhanfotstancud Gonkenflag, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rullponhanfotstancud Gonkenflag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rullponhanfotstancud Gonkenflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Rullponhanfotstancud Gonkenflag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Worship no other gods but Rullponhanfotstancud Gonkenflag.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.