Hinhabladxengilfetwigstan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving spider.

Hinhabladxengilfetwigstan created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hinhabladxengilfetwigstan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinhabladxengilfetwigstan, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hinhabladxengilfetwigstan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hinhabladxengilfetwigstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sit near seals.

5. Never eat green fruit.