Yikspaggep is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty troll.

Yikspaggep created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikspaggep, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yikspaggep, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yikspaggep's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yikspaggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.