Matnurtsand Ponnutquim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered frog.

Matnurtsand Ponnutquim created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matnurtsand Ponnutquim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Matnurtsand Ponnutquim, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Matnurtsand Ponnutquim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Matnurtsand Ponnutquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to snakes while wearing hats.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never feed grapes to badgers while wearing magenta dresses.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.
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