Tinfatpag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous duck.

Tinfatpag created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tinfatpag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tinfatpag, he will ignore you.

Tinfatpag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tinfatpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.