Jatranhim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, grumpy giraffe.

Jatranhim created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatranhim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jatranhim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Jatranhim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jatranhim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must pray to Jatranhim eight times a day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.