Lopwadflag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate gorilla.

Lopwadflag created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lopwadflag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lopwadflag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Lopwadflag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Lopwadflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never paint your arms indigo.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lopwadflag.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.