Arpbutquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless tortoise.

Arpbutquaf created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Arpbutquaf, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Arpbutquaf, she will boil you in a big pot.

Arpbutquaf's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Arpbutquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always obey Arpbutquaf's priests.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.