Yimxinril is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, irritating dog.

Yimxinril created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimxinril, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yimxinril, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yimxinril's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yimxinril's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Never talk about dark matter near bats while wearing black skirts and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.