Nantampak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical dragonfly.

Nantampak created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nantampak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nantampak, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nantampak's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nantampak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nantampak.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.