Libdaddag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident cobra.

Libdaddag created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Libdaddag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Libdaddag, she will turn you into a mole.

Libdaddag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Libdaddag's Holy Commandments

1. Libdaddag loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to sharks while wearing black jumpers.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.