Kamnurbop is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent sheep.

Kamnurbop created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamnurbop, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kamnurbop, he will cry a lot.

Kamnurbop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kamnurbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to otters while wearing stockings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.