Bephubran is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful narwhal.

Bephubran created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bephubran, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bephubran, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bephubran's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bephubran's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bephubran.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Bephubran first in all things.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not covet oxen.