Stragfitbest is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, boastful alligator.

Stragfitbest created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Stragfitbest, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stragfitbest, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stragfitbest's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Stragfitbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Put Stragfitbest first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Do not cook food in pots.