Zimfliggov is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, competent whale.

Zimfliggov created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Zimfliggov, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zimfliggov, he will be very unhappy.

Zimfliggov's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Zimfliggov's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zimfliggov.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your feet.