Tifdogdud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent wyvern.

Tifdogdud created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifdogdud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tifdogdud, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tifdogdud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tifdogdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near snails while wearing white hats and balancing eight gold spheres on your chest.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not dye your hair red.