Likloopbuthit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awesome faun.

Likloopbuthit created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likloopbuthit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Likloopbuthit, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Likloopbuthit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Likloopbuthit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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