Didnelltarflamlabnabpod is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered swallow.

Didnelltarflamlabnabpod created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didnelltarflamlabnabpod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Didnelltarflamlabnabpod, he will not care.

Didnelltarflamlabnabpod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Didnelltarflamlabnabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not keep eight whales in a large pit.

3. Didnelltarflamlabnabpod loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.