Sabpigapp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish ferret.

Sabpigapp created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sabpigapp, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sabpigapp, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sabpigapp's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sabpigapp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Sabpigapp on top of important buildings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat bark.