Gannanhot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, blissful hummingbird.

Gannanhot created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Gannanhot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gannanhot, he will turn you into a tree.

Gannanhot's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gannanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face pink.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gannanhot.