Yaksadcanmisdissdagdab is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless
jaguar.
Yaksadcanmisdissdagdab created viruses seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yaksadcanmisdissdagdab, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Yaksadcanmisdissdagdab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Yaksadcanmisdissdagdab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Yaksadcanmisdissdagdab's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always help swans.
3. Always help sick badgers.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not cook food in pots.