Wabstiprak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable eagle.

Wabstiprak created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabstiprak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wabstiprak, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wabstiprak's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wabstiprak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Worship no other gods but Wabstiprak.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill ants.